What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:19
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why do wives cheat with black guys?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.